That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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