Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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