Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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