is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
