Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
