He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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