I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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