Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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