I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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