These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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