He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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