your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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