She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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