I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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