My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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