Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
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