There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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