I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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