Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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