Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We have started to decorate penises.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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