There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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