By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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