Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Randomize
