So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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