dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
where does the pee come out of this thing
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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