You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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