Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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