i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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