i think my mom watched the whole time
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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