We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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