He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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