I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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