Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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