Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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