One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
It's blow job season.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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