normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
They have beer where we have blood.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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