I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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