Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Let's get the cat blown out
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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