Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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