it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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