benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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