he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
we should paint friendship bongs
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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