this boner is exhausting
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
