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Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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