sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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