Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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