I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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