hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Sponge bath it is.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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