come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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