we're blogging at a bar
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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